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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Olfactory neurons use unexpected 'solid' clusters to achieve genetic precision - Phys.org

No way

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Actor Valerie Mahaffey, 'Northern Exposure' Emmy winner, dies after cancer battle, publicist says - ABC News

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Do dogs feel love?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Apple’s leaked 45W MagSafe charger is first to support Qi2.2 - The Verge

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Genetic variant tied to doubled dementia risk for older men - The Washington Post

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Trump Plans Biofuel Quota Boost, Seeks to Crimp Imports - Bloomberg

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Why is Meghan Markle struggling with her Hollywood connections?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...